what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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