I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
They took my balls.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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