First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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