Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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