they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
is it fun? or sober?
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