Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I've blown a few things in my day
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
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