chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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