just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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