I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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