I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You pole danced in your parka.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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