in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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