you guys were way drunker than both of me
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Did you just see the Batmobile???
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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