in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
well you can't waste a boner
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Randomize
