508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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