Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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