So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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