I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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