Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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