Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
this beer tastes like vomit already
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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