we made out on top of his cat.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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