If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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