he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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