Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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