You're so nebulous sometimes
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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