I'm going to jail i love you
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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