i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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