We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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