I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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