who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Do vagina's smell?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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