I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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