Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Randomize
