well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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