she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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