Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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