ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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