i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
