oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
