Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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