We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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