At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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