That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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