you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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