Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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