im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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