If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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