S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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