okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Randomize
