i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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