real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
