I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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